Saturday, November 8, 2008

I am so Glad We Elected that Guy From the Matrix

Hey who was the one that voted that guy who made all the wrong decisions in Matrix and almost killed everyone in the city??? I don't trust him to lead us right!

And He's Black. Do I have to worry about him stealing my car. Wait, is that the Mexicans???

Friday, October 31, 2008

Quick Update

Tribet's running mate has been announced. Feast your eyes upon this!

Support Tribet for Prez...

Here is our first attempt to make Tribet shirts...just to give you an idea. the wording didn't come out too goods. but hey. I'm gonna support him all the way.

It says:
Vote Tribet '08

"If you don't vote for me, I'll burn your Motherfucking house to the ground"

and "His words are truly golden!"

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Where's Jew the Plumber When We Need him???

I know, some of you may not like the title. But eat it, plebeians!
We need a damn plumber of our own for the left. I mean Joe seems
a bit crazed. He claims Obama's going to cause the downfall of Israel
if he gets elected. That seems a bit far fetched. We need an answer!

Jew the plumber needs to reveal himself. He needs to come down from his
100th floor office managing hedge funds and dominating the media just in time
for the election and campaign for Obama. Please find me one. They don't have to
be fat or hairy or cracked up. (you know, the butt, a beautiful butt)

I'll give him some talking points like,
"Jews Don't just control the media and banks, or cause wars, we love Obama Too!"

"Hedge Funds don't hurt people, they enrich them. Fuck you little guys, ha ha ha!"

Just kidding. Joe the plumber's what we used to call in the army a FUCKTARD!!!

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Vote Tribet For President...

Aren't you all tired of the two party system, always smearing one another with attack ads. What we need is a new candidate. I know it's pretty close to election day, but if we work together and spread the word, we may be able to get tens of people to vote for my personal

Patrick Tribet
"An unsmearable man, with a golden mouth," Teddy Rosevelt and Jean Luc Picardes.