Things I've Learned....From Indiana Jones

There's a Grail
Germans-Can't trust them
Indians (from sub continent India) are badass and can rip hearts out
Muslims train monkeys to do nefarious deeds
Hitler was indeed right handed or left-I can't recall
Old people are awesome
You can drive motorcycles through Yale's Library
Aliens like created society
Religions mash together and are all true or something
Whips can solve any problem, including that one where your girlfriend's been naughty
Archeologists have the best jobs ever

Karl Rove Band Names

All of you (2 people or so) have been waiting for my list of band names. I am going to start with the Karl Rove version. It will be a short list. Because of my lack of brain power and disgust with life at this point.
Enjoy:

The Karl Rove Experience
Texas Karl Rove Massacre
Karl Rove's Merry Minions
Karl Rove Eats Babies
Everyone Loves Karl
President Bush's Turd Blossom
The Karl Rove Experiment
Karl Rove's Exoskeleton