Friday, September 11, 2009

I wrote this movie about me....

It's an autobiographical piece. Unfortunately, the fucking hollywood execs tore apart the movie. They left my climactic scene on the cutting room floor and opted for the cliched ending. The scene was filmed in the latest in CGI technology and cost 145 million dollars.

My ending had my character (me) skiing down the sides of Mount Fuji, doing back scratchers, spread eagles, and scissors, all the while cutting katana wielding Velociraptors in half. I am going to release a director's cut, mark my words.

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