Take it from this documentary on dating, Shark Attack 2 (or 3) - Megladon. It worked for him. I encourage everyone to try it. Unless you're gay, then you've got problems.
This movie's one of my favorite bad movies. I will be posting a list and reviews of them soon.
Enjoy...Embark on a new journey with this line.
Actually the video itself was disabled for embedding, so I had to include another. It's got the worst scenes in movies and at least 2 of them are from the shark one.